Anonymous said: sorry to bother but jack was in porn? what?
Oh my goodness, anon, you’re gonna love this. Jack Pattillo was an extra in a movie, and he’s just sitting there awkwardly throwing bills at a topless stripper. And, no joke, at some point she leans in and licks his nose and his face is so neutral. Like he doesn’t even smile and it’s so hilarious omfg.
Honestly, it wasn’t exactly a porno. It was just a REALLY bad film and the scene where the main characters are in a strip club was uploaded to a porn site, and Jack is there xD
Here’s the PSA about it:
JACK PATTILLO WAS NOT IN A PORNO
Jack Pattillo had a cameo in an “Erotic Horror Comedy” that he worked on, check his IMDb and it will lead you to Twilight Vamps. A movie with erotic moments, the scene in which Jack is at a strip club happened to be uploaded to a porn website, but contains no sex, just nudity and erotic vampire dancing. Jack Pattillo has been in a movie about vampire strippers, softcore if anything.
Look at this dweeb hardly even looking at the girl
AND LET ME TELL YOU THAT I JUST WENT THROUGH 40 PAGES OF DISGUSTING PORN TO FIND THE LINK TO IT FOR YOU RIGHT HERE